A Saturday Wasted

Today was operation get-rid-of-useless-crap-that-has-been-here-since-the-holocaust day and it wasn't running very smoothly. My ape like parents have done nothing but argued about what to throw and what to keep. I, luckily, escaped into my room complaining about the dust causinf my eczema to flare up - I wasn't lying because now i look like a red and white zebra. An hour later I was fed up of la maison so I packed up my laptop, crisps and can of coke and with it I travelled to my dad's office. Its only 30 doors down and so a perfect oasis. Not to mention there is a pretty FIT BLOKE renting one of the bedrooms here. He is a young contractor who doesn't work on weekends and likes to hang around the kitchen TOPLESS exposing his SIX-PACK.. oh enough said. This may sound sad but I am not leaving here til 7:40 so that I can watch Take Me Out. It's jokes.. the men are so far up their bumbs and the women are all punching above their weight to say the least. In the words of Paddy McGuinness "No Likey, No Lightey." Plus my refreshments are running low and the toilet is SUPER dodgey. Last Sunday I got locked in it and had to call my brother (luckily I had my phone in my pocket) who kicked down the door. Fit bloke was in the kitchen as I walked through ashamed about being locked in. I should probably get on with my tech coursework about the history of the skirt. Here are some snapshots from the test papers of BRAVE students dedicated to their studies... WARNING: YOU WILL LOL.

Good to know sexism is live and well

"Because he slept with his boss' wife" - shame on him!

Damn that elephant in the way!

THE FIRST OF MANY (hopefully)

It's weird, i guess, because i've never actually kept a diary or journal or anything of that sort. I'm just generally too lazy. I also used to very strongly believe that "people who keep diaries obviously have no lives to live" but here i am blogging it up. Here it goes (fingers crossed).

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia" -
Charles M Schulz. (Found this on a wall in geography when i should've been concentrating on ox bow lakes)

I guess i should explain what i plan to be doing on this blog: to be honest RANDOM RUBBISH because thats basically what goes on in my big old brain. I'm very into music so that will get alot of features up on here. I hate to quote bratz but "I have a passion for fashion" so that might get some mentions now and again. I'm very into art (although kinda crap at it) so artists, photographers and crap of the same genre will occasionally appear. Magazines and books litter my floor so articles and quicky reviews might pop up. I might even be a little daring and post some diary-entry like crap on here too. It probably sounds VERY boring and for that i am truly sorry. Okay enough of the long speech here is some background into me:

TOP 5 ALBUMS OF THE MOMENT:
(trust me it wasn't easy)

1. Owl City - Ocean Eyes
2. The Maine - Can't Stop Won't Stop
3. All Time Low - Nothing Personal
4. All American Rejects - When The World Comes Down
5. You Me At Six - Hold Me Down